Thursday, 20 June 2013

Koi Horror Movie Suggest Kar Yaar

Well, sometimes in life there might be times when you will have to face criticism and bear expletives thrown upon you. Reason being, they asked for some advice and you gave it to them based on the advice you received from someone else. The catch being, you never used the advice for yourself.

If you are still reading this post or maybe skipped and started to read from here instead, then you must know that this piece of writing can also be labelled as a movie review. The incident has made 3 people lose their interest in horror genre and all 3 for them have ceased to consider my advice and suggestions about movies.
It was one fine dark night. Few of my friends decided to watch a movie…a horror movie…lights  switched off, speakers at full bass( to get that eerie supernatural sound you get during horror movies)…ambiance was properly taken care of. But they had a bit of conflict in coming up to a consensus over which movie to watch. There…there came my part. They thought of taking suggestion from me.

Friend: “Yaar tu aisi movie bata de jis se fatt si jaye bas”.
Me: “Hmm….horror movie..haan, you have heard about blair witch project. It’s based on true events, even the footage they have used is real”
F: “Blair witch project…ok..”

 A few minutes later…
F:”I checked its IMDb, only 6.3. is this movie any good”
M:”IMDb pe to mujhe kabi trust raha hi nahi hai…kitni hi boring movies ko achi rating mil jaati hai…aur fir horror movies ko to kabhi bhi achi rating nahi milti…usme bhi movie zombie-wombie pe ho to movie comedy jyaada lagti hai”
“Yahan bhi yahi case hai, tum log movie dekho to sahi( all this said without watching the movie myself just to convince them and make my point)”
F: “Chal Ok, ab tu itna keh rha hai to”

After 1 hour and 21 minutes (or maybe before that) later…. I heard my door being knocked rather banged aggressively…
M: “Abe itni ghatiya movie…aadhe ghante tak kuch hua nahi to hamne socha saari mystery last me reveal hogi, ho sakta hai fir thodi fate…magar nahi…shoot bhi saali aise ki hai ki sar me dard ho gya”
A long list of profanities later from their side I could make out they didn’t like the movie and I may be responsible for devastating their 1 hour and 81 minutes. This incident ended here. Anyone would have used SHIFT+DEL there and then, but I thought of giving it a shot. It still occupies space on my hard disk which led to recurrence of same incident once again when I recommended it to one more friend of mine. Well, maybe because I wanted to know if it was the view of a group of people or really the movie is bad. The movie is disaster….prooved.
But still I keep that movie  with me….Hehehehe..not to recommend it to someone…to watch it myself one day…


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